A large percentage of the male population. They, over the years have passed down their douchey-ness to their young and so on and so forth. The reason most females attempt to become lesbian. Also see douche bag.
by -hb June 17, 2007

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by JJ in North Shore May 29, 2008

A word used mainly to describe a person (usually male) who isn't actually funny, nice, skillful, or smooth, and only gets talked to because he/she is somewhat attractive.
Person 1: Hey, I talked to Brian yesterday.
Person 2: Finally. What did he have to say?
Person 1: Well, he was actually pretty boring, awkward, and rude. I never would have guessed, seeing as how hot he is.
Person 2: Yeah, he sounds like a total douche.
Person 2: Finally. What did he have to say?
Person 1: Well, he was actually pretty boring, awkward, and rude. I never would have guessed, seeing as how hot he is.
Person 2: Yeah, he sounds like a total douche.
by SickestPersonEver November 7, 2009
