Dick cheese

The act of sticking your penis in hot cheese and having your boyfriend or girlfriend like it like a corndog

Ayo babe, want some dick cheese?

by Gpdong June 10, 2022

Dick cheese

The delicious most creamy cheese that is only produced from your cock. Its smoothing taste can only be found from a homeless guys cock.

guy 1: Is that Dick cheese in your pants?
guy 2: Yes, you want to try some of my Dick cheese?
guy 1: Oh my god yes

by Grandpas cocksicle February 29, 2020

dick cheese

The cheese surrounding the circumference of the dick

Oh he’s dirty he has that nasty dick cheese

by girthydog February 01, 2020

dick cheese

something quar has

person 1: quar has dick cheese
person 2: i know

by cockdestroyer999999 July 10, 2021

dick cheese

semen that has been left to undergo fermentation on a dick. please for the sake of everyone. WASH YO PICKLE

girl 1: i was gonna give him head but then...
girl 2: oh no...dont tell me....
girl 1: *sniffs* t-there was...
girl 2: NO ! no dont say it
girl 1: d-dick cheese

by comeoverwhenyouresober March 19, 2022

Dick Cheese

The dried cum on your table, mousepad, and other things. It look likes cheese it is dried so much.

There was dick cheese everywhere!

by SilentFissure January 05, 2017

Dick Cheese

A cheese made out of semen and left to rot in large quantities until solid.

Person A: Man that Dick Cheese was great!
Person B: Glad you loved it man! Anytime you need some I'm right here.

by Capital_K November 18, 2023