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hand-wrist

a physical deformity in which the size of the wrist and the size of the hand have little or no differance, making it seem as if fingers sprouted directly out of one's wrist. this condition is believed to be a result of chronic masturbation. (or just being fat)
Jim Ellis has the worst hand-wrists ever.
by Ümbra May 26, 2004
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Wrist Watch

Person 1: That's some fresh water you got on your wrist.

Person 2 : oh you mean my wrist watch??
by Mal_the_greatest March 19, 2018
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wrist clock

A mother fucking bad ass thing that was invented in the beginning of motherfucking time! Its a clock, its a wrist! Its a motherfucking wrist clock.
Jack was wearing a motherfucking wrist clock today!
by clock master January 23, 2014
mugGet the wrist clockmug.

Memory wrist

A collection of braclets given by various people (usually close friends) which have a specific memory about that person.
"Hey can you give me a braclet, or wrist band or something of yours, im making a memory wrist"
by Jaz. August 3, 2008
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Limp wristing

When an individual unknowingly slacks their wrists at t-rex heighth while walking or speaking. This phenomenon is exhibited by all types of people and they immediately place their arms at their sides when the behavior is called to attention.
Kim pointed out that Amy was limp wristing and Amy immediately placed her arm at her side and said, “What? No I wasn’t”.
by Lil Kdoe May 1, 2018
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Wrist-Slitty

Something so unbearable, cringey or annoying that you want to slit your wrists.
"Dude, that movie with David Spade and Lauren Lapkus was so wrist-slitty."
mugGet the Wrist-Slittymug.

wrist o'clock

The time, as given by someone who doesn't have a watch and is too lazy to get their phone/other mobile device out to look.
Joe: Hey, what time is it?
Jen looks at her wrist, which has all sorts of bracelets and bangles... but no watch.
Jen: It's wrist o'clock.
Joe: Ha ha. Funny. Seriously though.
Jen: I dunno and I don't want to get my phone from my bag. Find a clock or something.
by Dolores L.H. August 15, 2011
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