America's ass

A big and bouncy nice butt

Damn bro, that's America's ass right there

by camsxmysterio June 16, 2019

ass-tonne

1. The amount of a substance an average drug mule can fit in his/her rectum.

2. (colloquial) Some large amount.

"That's an ass-tonne of cocaine you've got there!"

by Doctor- Professor Patrick November 17, 2013

Burnt Ass Crack End

The end of a joint. Tastes like burnt ass crack.

This joint got that burnt ass crack end.

by Urmomhasligma March 23, 2023

ass hammered

When someone's really, really angry. Devastating rage, self-destructive behavior, and often nonsensical disengenuous cursing... to the amusement and deight of others. Often inflicted by shitposting and irl trolling.

Mark Zuckerberg was ass hammered when he realised he can't stop me from making new fake shitposting accounts..

by Give me the zucc May 28, 2018

"Smart" ass

A person who acts all smart against insults thinking all of their comebacks are the best but really they look like an asshole

Person 1: Oh my god you are such a bitch
"Smart" ass: hmmm bitch is a female dog and people like dogs so people must like me

by Epicclowngamer July 27, 2022

Monkey mushroom ass

Amazing role model who is never wrong.

Look at your "monkey mushroom ass", your right miss.

by Merch!!! May 31, 2018

Jack in the Ass

When you go to Jack in the Box but the employee treats you like shit

I went to Jack in the Box yesterday but the Jack in the Ass wouldn’t give me extra sauce

by AlphaHormesis November 15, 2022