Dirty Lauren Sanchez

It is the same as a dirty sanchez except the recipient has fish lips filled with surgical fillers

I want to give that blond bimbo at the end of the bar a Dirty Lauren Sanchez

by geojetson June 30, 2025

Dirty Cylo

A Dirty Cylo is when you take too much Benadryl, see the hat man, realize you accidentally took Viagra, and then proceed to make sweet, sweet love to a scarecrow in the abandoned Silo that's probably infested with all the demons your grandmother couldn't be bothered to exorcise- instead throwing the Ouija Boards she used down the hatch- which probably explains why the old toilet seat your buttcheeks are sitting on has been scribbled with sharpie to look like an Ouija board (because buying the real deal every weekend gets expensive). And instead of getting an STD from making sweet, sweet, passionate love to the scarecrow, you get infested with numerous demons- of which one is named George- who happened to be inhabiting the scarecrow you made sweet, sweet love to. And now he wants waffle fries, because of course he does.

"Hey man, should I go see a doctor or an exorcist after the Dirty Cylo I had last weekend?"

by d33pfri3dsp00ns July 2, 2025

Dirty Ethan Wai

The physical act of extracting one's uterus and replacing it with a V8 engine (based on the Lancia V4 engine) with V-angles of 14–24 degrees, allowing the unfortunate victim to transform into a racist femboy transformer. The victim would also unfortunately, turn Somali.

Bryan: Yoooo I might do a Dirty Ethan Wai on that James Chen fellow next door, you down to join?
Junbai: Yeah sure ;))

by potatosupremxcy July 3, 2025

DIRTY ANGEL

A person who was kicked out of the military for various reasons and was able to get back in with a waiver or approval from a higher authority

You screwed up but got back in? DIRTY ANGEL

by "Slo July 4, 2025

Dirty Habit

An adult joke in the movie Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory where Violet tells Wonka “Spitting is a dirty habit” to which Wonka replies “I know a worse one” which is a joke saying that swallowing is dirtier than hawk tuah

Spitting is a dirty habit I know a worse one

by Vielee July 4, 2025

Dirty Gooning

The act of jerking off while you are taking a shit.
Usually done by guys named Joe.

Raul caught Joe Dirty Gooning in the restroom.

by FOCKER 6 July 5, 2025

Dirty Diddy

The Dirty Diddy is a successful musician who has become so wealthy and famous he is a household name. He has become so wealthy and powerful that people no longer tell him no, for anything. This causes him to go to the extreme when it comes to sex and other activities, trying to achieve the feeling of eating the forbidden fruit. Become all humans crave things that are off limits, so when nobody tells you no anymore it's a hard feeling to fullfill. So The Dirty Diddy is the kind of guy who engages in child porn, extreme fetishist, crazy sex parties, beastiality, and any other extreme sex act known to man. The Dirty Diddy doesn't understand what he has become until he ends up with sex trafficking charges and on national news.

Damn man Sean has really gone overboard, he has become a real Dirty Diddy.

by Unicornucopia July 5, 2025