Like Silk Made Of Fresh Milk

Used in the 1800s to describe something being silky/smooth. It is often used nowadays to describe something being suspicious.

John - "Did you lie to her?"

Mary - "No..."

John - "*scoffs* Like Silk Made Of Fresh Milk..."

by CrushedIce785 September 26, 2020

charlie and freya

Soul mates
Charlie is a crackhead immature funny childish hot guy, and Freya is a funny, beautiful, wife-material, family oriented, hot girl. They cancel each others flaws out, and magnify there strengths, these two are the power couple. If you see a Freya and Charlie together, never let them seperate.

Lady: Holy sh*t! Those young kids are so cute together!
Man: Oh yes! There going to be together forever I can just tell!
Lady: Goodness there kids are going to be attractive.
Man: They must be a Charlie and Freya.

by TurramurraTea September 29, 2020

Five Nights at Freddy’s: Trolling Terror

A cool FNaF fangame being developed by ToonyLad and UnderNightGamer on Gamejolt. You should play it when it comes out.

Emnet123: Whatcha workin’ on, Tewtow?
Toon: Five Nights at Freddy’s: Trolling Terror.

by The Funny Toon Guy October 19, 2020

Mexican Air Freshener

The used toilet paper with shit on it that's left in the trash cans or on the floor of bathrooms.

The bathroom smelled like someone just took a dump but then I realized it was just the Mexican air fresheners.

by cuddle_lingus October 30, 2020

words in french

its words in french

i cant read these words in french

by Natertater1633 November 14, 2020

Minnesota brain freeze

Getting a blowjob in an ice fishing hut on a frozen lake

1: Hey did you hear what happened to steve last night?
2: No what?
1: He got a Minnesota brain freeze from sally in a fishing hut last night.

by anonymous November 17, 2020

cleveland air freshener

when you drop a cleveland steamer (a fat shit) in the top of the hand dryer. this leaves for a nice surprise once an innocent passerby decides to press the button and dry their hands.

Their weren't any towels left, so I tried to use the hand dryer and got hit with the cleveland air freshener!

by elizdalager November 19, 2020