by TheGreatAndPowerfulOg January 9, 2018
Get the Bag-assmug. by Lil boy aj March 22, 2022
Get the Bitch ass niggamug. If anyone called you asswipe it is probably mesntbin an offensive way, but if you really think about it when your taking a fat shit and you wipe your ass it just feelings so good and you live it, so basically what they are trying to tell you is that they love you.
by Izzydoodle June 27, 2021
Get the Ass wipemug. All non-airborne personnel whether in any branch of any nation's military or not (a civilian) are all Dirty,Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEGS (Lacking Enough Guts (to jump out of a perfectly good aircraft into combat and negotiate a high-speed (~25MPH) crash landing by performing a proper PLF (Parachute Landing Fall))). Basically, you're all pussies and live lives of shame if you never had juevos big enough to serve your country as a Paratrooper (a Kick-Ass American Hero).
PVT Duffy:: Hey, check out that nerd with the BCGs (Birth Control Glasses)! What a loser!
PVT Smith:: Ha! Figures. Check out his black beret. He's just a Dirty, Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEG! C'mon, Airborne, let's flex our jump wings. JUMPERS! HIT IT!!!
**Every paratrooper within earshot regardless of rank snaps into a correctly executed exit position and then counts to 4 out loud. Then they all raise their arms up and look up at the sky.**
**Top-Gun-style high five**
PVT Smith:: Ha! Figures. Check out his black beret. He's just a Dirty, Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEG! C'mon, Airborne, let's flex our jump wings. JUMPERS! HIT IT!!!
**Every paratrooper within earshot regardless of rank snaps into a correctly executed exit position and then counts to 4 out loud. Then they all raise their arms up and look up at the sky.**
**Top-Gun-style high five**
by Duh Goot Nooodol August 26, 2024
Get the Dirty, Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEGmug. When a man forcibly has a pinecone, corn cob, or other rough, plantlike object shoved up his anus in a form of sexual pleasure. Often associated with bondage.
Thomas: My ass is really sore...
Jack: Why? I thought you went home with that lovely Sheridan last night?
Thomas: Ya. But things got a little freaky. The agricultural ass rape went a little too far.
Jack: Why? I thought you went home with that lovely Sheridan last night?
Thomas: Ya. But things got a little freaky. The agricultural ass rape went a little too far.
by ttarler June 18, 2011
Get the Agricultural ass rapemug. Wanting your ass ate emotionally means you want to have heart throbbing intercourse because you have a deep intimate emotional connection with someone.
by sophalicious September 19, 2024
Get the ass ate emotionallymug. by Agshxbrbxu November 10, 2021
Get the Bitch Assmug.