If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

When an item is missing, regaurdless of the item, this is the only statement in existence that can be provided that is based on a fact.

Dude 1 - Yo, you think that Lost Dutchman Mine bullshit is for real? I wonder where it is...
Dude 2 - If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

by Howdy It's Me Brad August 15, 2023

ass tattering

1.Some situation that scares the shit out of you.

2. Used to Describe some good situation in a hyperbolic sense

Here is an example that works for both Cases:
CONJURING is an ass tattering movie

by BadMDFK99 October 18, 2023

Bitch Ass Nigga

A bitch ass nigga is a person who talks/ acts all tough online but is a pussy ass bitch in person. This is a person like soulja boy, a person who can talk shit but not back it up in any way.

Man 1: aye, you the nigga who be talkin shit bout me, so whats up then pussy

Bitch ass nigga: nah that aint me, you know its all love over here

Man 1: Oh so you just a bitch ass nigga, i see how it is

by TheePussyConsumer March 25, 2024

Photo Ass

The thicc booty you get from always squatting to take photos.

Hey did you see Griffins photo ass? He's been looking real thicc since AP photography!

by GStepz November 7, 2018

Ass

A football team who loses EVERY football game in their 2019 season. For instance, The University of {Akron} {football} team. This is a team who hasn't won a game since last {season}. They get beat so bad that {players} want to transfer. #DontfeartheRoo

Our team is ass! :(

by partygirl000 November 2, 2019

I've got charm comin' out of my ass

An expression used by a charming/cute human being, of course i'm not talking about YOU (the reader of this post)

Person 1: "So... Have you asked that girl out yet?"
Not the reader: "Yeah, and she said yes!"
Not the reader: "What can I say? I've got charm comin' out of my ass"

by Honestly_iForgor July 6, 2023

target ass

the blue and red matter around a monkey's ass which produces a virtual target. because the invention of 3-d glasses preceded the origin of medicine, the trippy super 3-d effects produced gave some jackass the idea of screwing with it. this caused the present disease know as "AIDS"

How did you miss it? It practically had a target ass!

by sue doenum December 21, 2009