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used instead of saying calm down, said when someone is freaking the fuck out or just snapping at you.
"you elf ass looking motha-"
"DUDE! get your dick outta your crack!"
by iamwhatieat June 22, 2012
mugGet the get your dick outta your crack!mug.

Dick Whisperer

A person that knows how to make another hard or erect.
That person over there is a real Dick Whisperer. they can really make you hard

Alternative: Specialist in persuasive interpersonal engagement and advanced motivational techniques focused on male-centric morale optimization.
by karu_hundu October 6, 2025
mugGet the Dick Whisperermug.

Dick

an underdeveloped third leg that grows from the mans groin. Becomes hard when the man is sexually attracted to something or someone
Guy 1: “BRO YOUR PENIS IS STICKING OUT”
Guy 2: “that girl is giving me a boner

a dick is a wonderful thing
by mama385 January 22, 2024
mugGet the Dickmug.

Dick

A name that is short for "Richard." Not a name for the rude bit of a male (looking at a bunch of ignorant and rude people)
Hello, my name is Dick. Do not use my name as a word for a man's private part.
by The Truthful 1 January 29, 2023
mugGet the Dickmug.

Dick Licker

A person that tries to figure out how many licks it takes to make a penis cum.
bone yodeler bone yodeller suck-n-speak Dick Licker cum guzzler twinkie sucker wood muncher
by Clevemeyer December 15, 2015
mugGet the Dick Lickermug.

National Dick Pic Mondays

It is a day that takes place every single Monday. The meaning of this day is to take a picture of your dick and send it to at least one person. If the other person sends you one back then you will have good luck for the whole week. If the other person does not send you one back, then you will have bad luck for the entire week until Friday. Saturday is a luck-roulette! This day has recently been invented and in my opinion a day to see if you can trust your friends!
Jacob didn't participate in National Dick Pic Mondays with me so now I have bad luck for the rest of the week!
by The Week-Day Maker July 20, 2021
mugGet the National Dick Pic Mondaysmug.

Muscle Dick

When one has more muscle and testosterone than brains.
That gym bro is a total muscle dick
by coolincatt April 19, 2024
mugGet the Muscle Dickmug.

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