bitch ass penis

when your girl be cheating on you and letting other guys give her anal

best friend: hey why is your girl such a bitch ass penis wipe
me: i dont really know

by its ye boi mr krabbs May 8, 2020

slap ass day

15. desember
You get to slap anyone’s ass for a whole day
National slap ass day is where you Walk up to a girlfriend or boyfriend or someone and slap there bum

slap ass day

by ShrekFan420 December 14, 2020

apply glue to ass

synonym for kys
originated from a reddit post
the logic behind it is that if you apply glue to your ass you will eventually die of not being able to shit

little fucking rat: tax evasion is bad!
swag guy: apply glue to ass

by Crackenheim November 15, 2025

pong ass teke

A pong ass teke is a womans vagina with an unpleasant and pungent odour.

Eah bro, I macked her bare hard but shes got a pong ass teke cuz.

by Gopnyk Boi January 12, 2021

Box of Ass

A description for a smelly room, usually after someone cracks one off

Who just shat themselves?? It's a box of ass in here!

by Brobacca June 9, 2011

Bagel in the ass

Whenever you get pulled over and given a ticket.

Person 1: Aw man, I just got given a ticket for goin' 126 miles per hour in a school zone.
Person 2: Oof, that police officer just put a bagel in the ass.

by BigDog823 November 2, 2019

sit ass

sit ass (verb - intransitive) - be unproductive.

Possibly a shortening of "sit on (own's) ass".

Just because I am able to figure out shit above and beyond does not mean that I should be required to so that everyone else can sit ass. I am very good at sitting ass, too.

by often delighted February 24, 2022