Ear fucked

When someone talks non stop and the other person is expected to listen and say nothing. The talker is content to talk and wants no interruptions. The listener feels trapped and wishes the talker would shut up or die.

“She ear fucked me for a full hour and would not let me speak. I finally got away by telling her I was late for a penile implant.”

by geekqueen June 2, 2024

pressed as fuck

Blinded by stupidity to the point where your unintelligence shows to everyone around you.

Person 1: People who call you Schrödinger's Douchebag as a defense are stupid
Person 2: You're pressed as fuck lol

by THEWHITEBOY503 August 4, 2020

your mum i have fucked

lmao it might be true

i fucked your mum tyson, your mum i have fucked

by Memerlol March 24, 2021

fucks magucks

long for fuck

bob: damn i lost again. FUCKS MAGUCKS!

by milkyfresh December 14, 2009

Fuck-tard

A person both a fucking idiot and a fucking retard

Wow that fuck-tard has retard-strength when he catches you fucking his grandpa

by Daddy "Icky" Matt September 26, 2022

Fat Fuck

Jamison

Jamison defines fat fuck

by peyjeflo September 27, 2021

Fuck a burly man day.

On April 3rd, every non-straight man has a pass to sleep with any consenting muscular man.

"Dude, It's Fuck a burly man day."

"Dude, that's awesome."

by AcroGaming April 3, 2024