Professional Ass-saver

People who work in project management and client interaction and know exactly what to say, who to blame, when to do to save the ass of their weak little developers and company. Usually paid medium-sized bucks

Me: Henry is a professional ass-saver

by nit.sh June 4, 2019

Ass Fail

One who encompasses the features of being an ass and fails. One who loves to play video games, watch stupid videos on the Web, and sing. Really great at playing with Legos, and loves saying catch phrases such as, "True story," or "BATTLE DAMAGE!" or even, "sh*t is crazzzz'y!"

Caaaarl is a big Ass Fail. He just doesn't know what to do.

by MissInevitable February 24, 2012

Shit in Your Ass

An act of dominance.

I had to end the argument early, so I shit in your ass to show dominance.

by tooters222444 February 12, 2022

Ass negative

At the end of any online competitive game mode where you or any player goes negative in K/D and loses the game mode.

That recon player went ass negative with his 1-7 K/D.
No wonder we lost, half the team went ass negative and didn't even PTO.
Lost all my subs cause I'm always ass negative on my COD stream.
We dont accept ass negative players in our clan, by a scrub.

by Ghost Proxy December 6, 2018

Ass Jacket

Ass Jacket. Underwear!

Mom to her son: you will be going on the trip for three days, so pack at least 3 ass jackets!

by Dirtydorinda March 10, 2022

Candy Ass

A man or woman who possesses very enticing attributes. Is very alluring in many senses but mostly referring to their good looking assets. Akin to "eye candy" but more enphasis on the butt. Good looking. Sexy. Alluring. Candy Ass.

That dude is such a candy ass, he gets all the ladies.

She gets anything she wants with her candy ass.

Of course he got the job, he has a candy ass.

by Victorious Stunna March 16, 2021

disney ass bitch

Someone that acts like a child at all times.

Felicia is a Disney ass bitch, running around here singing and shit.

by Hatorade August 28, 2016