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ass monkey

Something you should never, ever call a black person because they consider it racist (no matter how many white ass monkeys you've also called out).
Guy in hospital: "All I remember is Tyrone insulted my mamma so I called him an ass monkey, and then everything went dark and I woke up here."
by geek_nerd_69 October 28, 2020
mugGet the ass monkeymug.

Kick Ass April

A challenge for all genders to absolutely roast the shit out of someone, get revenge, and avenge someone
Boy 1: HEY BRO ITS Kick Ass April
Boy 2:OH BOY LET THE ROASTING COMMENCE
by Suspiciously Specific October 8, 2020
mugGet the Kick Ass Aprilmug.

splash-ass

1. something a bidet does. 2. the act of splashing water up and into your asshole.
hey mueller you got a little splash-ass action goin on in there?
by fuckfacekilla January 13, 2009
mugGet the splash-assmug.

cracked out of ass

The famous words of my friend Lucas because he was out of breath!
by Bitchesssssss November 10, 2020
mugGet the cracked out of assmug.

Pussy Ass Bitch Syndrome

Symptoms-

-Unable to tell the truth
-Does everything their partner says

-Lies to covers up child abuse

-Stands by and does nothing to help the child being abused

-Participates when told to

-Makes excuses for behavior

-Doesn't take accountability for their actions

-Attempts to overshadow and compete with other's trauma

-Seems to be going through a middle crisis

-Cares deeply about how everyone sees them
Natalia Grace's adoptive father has pussy ass bitch syndrome. His ex-wife couldn't have put her through hell if he did anything at all to help her.
by Dontdrinkpizza February 18, 2024
mugGet the Pussy Ass Bitch Syndromemug.

blast your ass

another phrase for “sorry to bother you” or “hate to inform you”
I don’t mean to blast your ass, but you should know that i cheated on you.
by poopyahole69 August 9, 2020
mugGet the blast your assmug.

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