Dead ass

A slang of two words combined together. Usually describing how serious a person is about a certain topic.

Jebron lames: "I'm dead ass better than you."
Jichael Mordan: "Nigga you're just an idol to the new generation, I'm clearly the greatest of all time."

by Doap March 2, 2023

Ass Blunts

The tiny, rolled up pieces of toilet paper left behind after wiping your ass. Most commonly found the toilet seat or bathroom floor.
(Tiny joint shaped toilet paper)

I asked you to clean the bathroom but you didn’t clean the ass blunts under the toilet seat.

by Nay-Nay May 30, 2022

Grab ass day

March 10th is grab ass day

Why did you just grab my ass.
It's grab ass day.

by Robosapian4266 March 9, 2022

horny ass bitch

That's you

You are a horny ass bitch

by Ur gorgeous July 21, 2023

Flaky ass

When you don't wipe your ass for 2 days your anus will get flaky!

David - "playing video game"
Mom - boi you haven't got up in 2 days! Go wipe your flaky ass!
David - its not a phase mom!

by Scoot104 April 24, 2019

Slap ass day

The day of when you can slap a girls ass without any consequences.

Yo chad did you know it was national slap ass day?
No I didn’t brad! That’s sick

by Yummy penis September 30, 2019

ass

an animal that ye haws all night in bed

gaby you ass

by thatonguy4683 December 8, 2021