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dick

dick. otherwise known as a guy's you-know-what. something that literally noone finds attractive, even straight women. men, i hate to burst your bubble, but if your girlfriend has ever said "i like how it looks" shes lying. its ugly and disgusting. the word dick can also be used to describe a person who is being rude/mean, ie someone named aiden.
"wanna see my dick?" -example number 2:- "you're being a dick aiden"
by i fucked ur mom bruh July 27, 2021
mugGet the dickmug.

Dick cheese

A combination of gross things fro the penis that forms a gross substance called dick cheese (usually comes from uncircumcised dicks)
I Went to the bathroom and saw dick cheese galore
by Mr.toiletshit June 12, 2022
mugGet the Dick cheesemug.

large dick

you just don't have a large dick
by big dick ass bitch niga September 27, 2023
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vacation dick

When you take dick from anything with good looks. You don't need to keep his so size doesn't matter in this situation.
That guy from the beach was so hot but the vacation dick was eh...
by MissM June 17, 2016
mugGet the vacation dickmug.

On Dick

When somebody is constantly getting in your business, mostly when they have something against you that really isn't that important, but they treat it as the worst thing to happen since 9/11.
"I'm trying to just talk to people on Discord, but this guy Keith is on dick."
by NabiVR December 21, 2023
mugGet the On Dickmug.

Bag of dicks

A slang term used to describe one’s multiple bullshit arguments. When a person is off the rails perhaps drunk or belligerent they are being a quote bag of dicks.

Another definition when fed up with someone told to go and eat a bag of dicks.
Heather “John’s a real douche bag he won’t buy me any feddie wop. Ralph “ go eat a bag of dicks heather and stop being a dope whore, trifling ass biatch”
by Tylonn platinum 3 August 22, 2024
mugGet the Bag of dicksmug.

Crypt Dick

When your penis is very cold.
"Dude, i got crypt dick bad, chillin my leg!"
by Squishit June 29, 2018
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