ass-position

The act of a girl lying on her side or back, giving the male prime access to their ass.

"Carla, turn on your side so I have perfect ass-position while we watch TV ."

by TKDKylea August 26, 2016

Ass-tray

An Ass-tray is an Avoidable Shit Show That Requires Action Yesterday. Sometimes the words Emergency and Urgent don't quite fit right for things that are urgent to fix now but that we won't see the results of for decades. Ass-tray fits perfectly.
AKA: A tray of ass.

Dude, climate change is such an Ass-tray. Why didn't they just fix it when they found out, rather than pretending it isn't happening?
Jack, these boomers are handing our ass to us on a tray, we need to get them voted out.

by Rumplestiltskino December 9, 2019

National send ass pictures

If you love your girlfriend, then you surely do love her ass too. If she loves you she will send you a picture of her ass.

William: Hey do you know what day it is.
Emma: What day is it?
William: it's national send ass pictures

by Sir Timothy February 23, 2025

ass walking

when a man's ass bounces as he walks

person #1: I was ass walking the other day
person #2: Lucky, I wish I could ass walk
person #1: You'll get there someday

by arstspellinganddefinitions October 4, 2021

Eating Ass

The action of probing a man or woman's anus repeatedly with your tongue. Often done by Tre on Tuesdays

Tre particularly enjoys eating ass on Tuesdays.

by real hood nig November 27, 2021

ass-sassing

Refers to da sarcastic expressing of one's lack of respect for a particular fellow human by either braying like a donkey or mooning him.

An "ultimate" or "deluxe" form of ass-sassing someone would be if you are able to "train" your sphincter --- i.e., learn to precisely tighten or relax your butt-muscles during flatulence to make your farts "toot" at different pitches --- to hee-haw; that way, you can both drop your pants in da direction of whomever you are ridiculing AND give him a nice loud raspy-raucous "mule-whinney" at da same time.

by QuacksO April 1, 2020

Ass level

LOTS OF IT.

THEY GET ASS LEVEL LIKES HELP

by Ur.SUPER.GAYYY February 20, 2022