phone drop day

4th of june is phone drop day which means everbody drops their phone and breaks them.

Oops! I accidentally dropped my phone!
Oh it’s because it’s Phone drop day!

by Queenofrap June 4, 2021

Groundedhog Day

A term used to describe a day that you try the same ridiculous sexual ideas with your partner, try to perform them, and your partner is so disenchanted with your shenanigans, decides to ground your hog for a period of time.

Every year on March 21st, I float some sexual ideas out to my wife to try in the bedroom. This year I didn’t, and as I was pounding away, I decided to do a little Rectum Rattling. I didn’t get an answer, which I thought was the brown light. As I started to pump her ass, she let out a hellacious scream, followed by a what the fuck, and then the words Happy Groundedhog Day asshole, for the 17th year in a row, your dick will be banished to the Hog House for who knows how long. I felt terrible, literally, I had blue balls for 3 days afterwards. Here we are in June and yeah, my hog is still grounded. Fucking devastating.

by Tee Cee Deez June 4, 2021

National do it with Brie day

On June 5th is national do it with Brie day and only people named Carson can

Hey Carson are you participating in National do it with Brie day?

by Not Carson can sickle June 4, 2021

Shayne Day

A day completely dedicated to doing absolutely fucking nothing! Pajamas allowed all day, don’t shower and make sure everyone get things for you.

Dave- “I’m taking a Shayne Day!”
Shayne- “Why?”
Dave- “Because I’m fucking tired for fucking your mom (rugburn) !”

by I’m doing your mom June 4, 2021

gen appreciation day

HEY! it’s gen appreciation day, hug ur friends that are named gen!

person 1: happy gen appreciation day! person 2: what’s that? person 1: it’s where you appreciate ur friends named gen!

by lumilolll June 5, 2021

gen appreciation day

it’s gen’s appreciation day! hug ur friends that are named gen!

person 1: happy gen appreciation day! person 2: what’s that? person 1: it’s where you appreciate ur friends named gen!

by lumilolll June 5, 2021

national celery day

national celery day is april 24. and that day only.

on that day you should celebrate eating celery and hanging out with your friends named isela!

"when is national celery day?"

"april 24th? how did you not know!"

by scruffrry June 5, 2021