Albo Dick

A penis (male reproductive organ) of a rather small size, both in length and girth.

Poor Jetjoni, I bet he has tough time finding his Albo dick...

by Alban Boi September 30, 2018

Oxygen Dick

Oxygen Dick is another type of health care provider. An oxygen dick usually a certified EMT or EMR. What separates an oxygen dick from your typical EMT or EMR is how they present in their natural habitat (the recliner or driver seat of the ambulance). An oxygen dick will usually carry raptor sheers, a stethoscope and some type of adhesive you know for all the IV's they will establish...A oxygen dick is the backbone of Ems and they will tell you. They often fear they will no longer be needed with the invention of electric cpr devices. They have to justify there role in the health care community by making it known they are a emt. There days off typical consist of practicing cpr, reading the protocols for paramedics. Because you just never know when the paramedic might call upon them to educate them.

Thank god I worked with Oxygen DIck Bill today. I would have to apply oxygen with out them. They saved they day when I needed to start an IV, all because they had the adhesive on rapid attack.

by Ilovecats99 April 20, 2022

Chicken Dick Licker Music

Music that doesn’t suit your pallet, or does it?

For example: Pop-country music. Not to be mixed up with real country music.

Hearing pop-country music gives one the uncontrollable desire to want to lick chicken dicks instead of listening to it. Therefore, they urge others that the music genre must be changed, before they find a chicken.

We need to change the station immediately. I don’t want to listen to this chicken dick licker music!

by Taking the high road June 8, 2025

Schwank dick

A hereditary dick, of approximately eight inches (great girth), that has a legend history of smashing New Orleans bottoms

Left my heart and ass in New Orleans after getting that Schwank dick

by Beachbro2 July 29, 2023

Dick

The thing which when gets hard in public makes a real problem.

My dick got hard and a girl was staring at it..

by MyurbanDICKionary November 26, 2021

bash dick

:- When you don't want to define a variable and you need to tell your stupid fucking shell script to chill out.

if -n ${variable:-} ; then

echo "Bash Dick"
fi

by Richard Bash June 30, 2022

shower dick

something you say to someone who stinks

someone: *stinks*

you: SHOWER DICK

by miau:3 April 26, 2023