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International Women's Day

Observed on March 8. Daring women celebrate this day by boldly wearing a strap-on dildo and pegging their male partners right in the ass, symbolizing the fight against patriarchy, triumph over toxic masculinity and progress in gender equality. Redefining masculinity as an act of male empowerment, forward-thinking men confront their male ego by bending over and spreading their ass like true feminist allies.
Woman: Bend on your knees and take it like a man. It's International Women's Day.
Man: My ass is all yours.
by ModernCreek March 6, 2024
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National no Zeus thunderbolt day

Not allowed to use Zeus’s thunderbolt at any circumstances to the average player experience better.
-What is the national no Zeus thunderbolt day?
-It’s the day where all Fortnite players can enjoy the new season in fairness.
by OfficialFortnite March 10, 2024
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National Sex Day

Today is National Sex Day.. let’s go have some sex
by Fairyprincess6969 October 17, 2019
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National Insult-a-Stonk Day

Insult him to the fullest extent and show no mercy for absolutely no reason on this specific day on the 22nd of july
National Insult-a-Stonk Day - "skunky stonky"
by coreguy July 22, 2024
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Fake Friend Day

It’s June 20th so post fake friends, get them back for all the fake shit they ever did. Time to celebrate all the trifling ass hoes!
A: Post your fake friends or old fake friends.
B: Why?
A: Because it’s Fake Friend Day!
by BigDiddity June 19, 2022
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lovely day in pairadice

A "grim grins" remark made by a gambling-addiction counsellor when asked how his establishment is doing.
Gamblers Anonymous director: So far today, we've had two homeless men, five working-class folks without a scrap of food in the house, three grandparents who squandered their offspring's college-funds, and one "chronic" moocher come through our doors --- and their deplorable statuses are all due to their gambling addictions! Just another lovely day in pairadice!
by QuacksO December 12, 2018
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humpy day

Wednesday, regarded as the midpoint of a typical working week.
"it's hump day and perhaps the toughest day of the week for you"
Humpy day, is the hardest day of the week.
by Jeffsinger June 27, 2024
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