finger up dick

A type of 0.1 incher finger and that 0.2 inch dick. But what if you need to piss would you piss the finger out with the piss or would you piss on that finger then stick it in your mouth.?

Yo bruv, shut the fuck up you finger up dick.

by animelover69drinkinwine September 27, 2020

dick

some that shoots out come to make a hottie prego

yo you got that dick

by ctlambo September 16, 2021

dick struggles

When a man is about to have sex, but can't get hard.

Female 1- Did you and John have great see last night?

Female 2- Nah girl, he has the dick struggles, so I dumped him!

by dboys194 May 6, 2016

vacation dick

A penis that is so large that the resulting aches make it so that it can only be enjoyed on occasion, as opposed to boyfriend dick, which can be enjoyed daily.

Not to be confused with Ideal Dick, which is significantly larger than boyfriend dick, but can still be enjoyed on a daily basis.

The aches from that vacation dick I had this weekend are still killing me. I can barely walk straight.

by GrumpyPlatypus June 6, 2016

stepdaughter dick

When a man’s flaccid penis lies to the side or edge of the bed so that it’s readily available for a stepdaughter to sneak into the bedroom, pull up the sheets and partake of that taboo fruit.

Tamara peeked in her mom’s bedroom and crawled over to her stepfather’s side of the bed. She slowly lifted up the comforter and said, “It’s pointed right at me. Just like he promised when he said, ‘Sneak in anytime and get you some stepdaughter dick’.”

by Disgruntled Preacher November 15, 2022

dick inside of a

I meant duck oops

Thing 1: Man look at that Dick inside of a pool
Thing 2: its so cute <3

by Hwlfilhe October 30, 2021

Dick Bag

The tiny piece of material that is worn across the private area in an attempt to show off the quads and abs. Compulsory uniform of the Russians and Italians. Also known as the 'bannana hammock', 'dick togs' and 'the budgie smuggler'.

I hate when my dad's pubes hang out of his Dick Bag at the beach. togs banana hammock dt budgie smuggler

by Jbabydfunkyfre$h October 17, 2014