Tassel Dick

A hideously deformed male genitalia consisting of at least one extremely overgrown mole with two or more obscenely long hairs. Reportedly extremely pleasurable to women.

Mr. Zaire displayed the black hawk that went down nearby, and I witnessed his terrible tassel dick.

by Stick Figure Yoshi May 21, 2015

DIck

a slang used by man names nelson "nelly nel" residing from the hungry ham Harlem up town

''damm dick i think im about to get a divorce''
''YO DICK YOU SEEN MY PORNO''
''THAT NIGGA JAZSSS IS MY FAVORTRESSS RAPPPER'
''DICK I YOU KNOW HOW TO GET BOOTY BLASTERS ON YOUR TV DICK''
''YO DICK YOU SEEN MY DIVORCE PAPERS''
''DAMM DICK I GOT A FLAT TIRE RIGHT BETWEEN 143RD AND AMSTERDAM''

by jimjonescapo89 September 3, 2017

all balls, no dick

That guy who is always talking big and bad, but never actually doing anything about it.

Andy wanted people to believe he was a tough guy but he’s all balls, no dick.

by Ohsosoxy August 28, 2023

Dick Fingers

When your finger smell like dick and smegma.

Andrea didn’t wash her hands after rubbing Adam’s stinky dick. We called her dick fingers because her fingers smelt like smegma.

by Myrtleton November 22, 2024

marinara dick

It's when a guy has sex with a girl on her period.

"I didn't realize she was on her period till I pulled out and realized I had marinara dick."

by yourmom699669 December 3, 2015

I Wisped Throughout Time So Get Out Of My Life, You Spaced Out Dick Sucker

I Wisped Throughout Time So Get Out Of My Life, You Spaced Out Dick Sucker

I Wisped Throughout Time So Get Out Of My Life, You Spaced Out Dick Sucker

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025

Wiggin Dicks

When you or your mates have dropped acid or any psychedelic drug and start tripping out and have no other words to explain how high you are.

John - "This acid has hit me hard bro, I'm wiggin dicks!"
Tim - "Oh shit yeah bro, i am too"

by Gus Idz September 5, 2018