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Dick

A person that annoys you in such a way that he turns into a dick.
DUDE, YOUR SUCH A... DICK!

Dude? OH GOD THATS GROSS HES CUMMING
by AEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE October 27, 2019
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Dick Punt

Essentially if you dont want a long term relationship with a girl so you give her the worst dick ever. As a result she doesnt text you back and you can go about your lives.
I gave this girl the dick, but I dick punted and moved on, and so did she.
by Sal1212 October 28, 2019
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Dick

A man's testicle that carries sperm and lets urine out.
I need to see your Dick so I can inject it.
by YourOwnMom October 28, 2019
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My dick

My dick is a huuuge dick
My dick. A great story

Person1: Hello how are you?
Person 2: I got a big dick...
Person 1: Can you marry me?
by Bøøna October 29, 2019
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big dick energy

person 1: were u at margo's concert last night? i couldn't tell if i wanted to be her or fuck her
person 2: yeah total big dick energy
by ksab20 October 30, 2019
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Diversity Dick

A man with a Diversity Dick is one who will hook up with any person.
Joe boned white girls, black girls, Asian girls, tall girls, short girls, your grandma, and your 19-year-old sister. He has a diversity dick
by iliketoshitmypants69 October 31, 2019
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E.Coli dick

When a man enters a female without a condom. And ejaculates into her which throws her ph balance off.
“Toby nutted in me and I asked him not to... now my ph balance is off.. he gave me E.coli dick.”
by Liacomeagain November 1, 2019
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