Cold dead dick

Alot like whiskey dick. A cold dead dick can be used in reference in stating that your penis will not get hard from an unattractive female. Thus hitting her with that "cold dead dick".
" I mean I was over her crib and she was butt ass naked but she was built funny as hell. I couldn't get hard worth a shit, I stuck that mother fucker in her soft and gave her that cold dead dick."
by Junior859 August 05, 2018
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Dick yanked

When your wife is so fed up with you that she hands you a naked dude magazine infront of all your friends.
Karen was so fed up with Ryan's drinking that she dick yanked him to the amusement and eternal shame infront of all his neighbours.
by Luckyluc1982 November 21, 2014
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Is that dick good?

A gay porno in which two black men are having sexual intercourse.
The audio from said porno turned into a meme.
Q: Is that dick good?
A: Yes king!
by hazyware October 02, 2023
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Dick slapped

When you hit a ball really hard in any way.
by M838 September 12, 2020
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Dick Repo

When ones Ex-Girlfriend returns to take a bro back from his friends.
The other day Tori came by and just Dick Repo'd Jack. His bros poured one out for him.
by Jesse Madore March 29, 2013
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Turner Dick

Noun
The reaction a person has when the penis experience is so awful it makes the person receiving the penis turn around.
She almost threw up after receiving that turner dick
by February 25, 2023
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Turner Dick

Noun
The reaction a person has when the penis experience is so awful it makes the person receiving the penis turn around.
She almost threw up after receiving that turner dick
by February 25, 2023
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