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Dirty Jijo

The Dirty Jijo is a sex act involving three consenting individuals: a couple who are both drug addicts and one partner’s ex. The couple will begin to make out while the ex stands in the corner of the room filming the scene and masturbating to it. As the couple progresses in their foreplay, the ex will begin to edge, letting it be known that they are enjoying themself. While the couple engages in sexual intercourse, the ex will repeatedly scream the chorus of Buddy Holly while simultaneously throwing burning blunts at the couple to distract them and interfere with their recovery processes. Once both partners orgasm, the ex will give up their edging streak and cum as well. After all participants have settled down and cleaned up, everyone will carry on with their merry lives, and the couple will restart their recovery journey with a nice greenout.
Hey man! Gertrude and I pulled a Dirty Jijo last night. It was wiiiilllllddd. She’s in the ER after all that weed put her in a coma.
by thatastronomyguy December 8, 2024
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Dirty Dickey

When he is giving slow and mean missionary while reciting Star Wars trivia
"...and that's called the Cantina Band!"
"Please stop it with the Dirty Dickey."
by No_Clue12369 December 9, 2024
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Dirty hot dog

A dirty hot dog is a guy who bulks forwards and creams with hotdogs in ur ass.
Caleb: Me and my girlfriend did the dirty hot dog.

Nick: Lucky my girlfriend doesn’t like the dirty hotdog
by Dirty dandy December 9, 2024
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Dirty connor

When a man grabs his hairy dads buttcheeks and drinks grape jelly out of his ass hole
Yo why are you limping

Yeah my son gave me a dirty connor last night
by Bobtheshagger December 9, 2024
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Dirty Scrooge

A sexual act - Girl in reverse cowgirl, boy sticks a lump of coal up her ass. boy cums inside, then she squats and pushes the coal out her ass and dribbles cum on his chest.
"Man, last night was wild, girl I picked up at the bar gave me a Dirty Scrooge"
by KingdomCum83 December 11, 2024
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Dirty Maggie

When a Girl is so beautiful you can’t help but stare into her eyes while making love to her, its similar to tantra and is extremely intimate.
This girl was so amazing I couldnt help but treat her to a dirty maggie.
by Self Gnosis December 11, 2024
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dirty menno

When you fist a women and rip out her ovary’s, shoot a load on her eggs then forcefully shove them back into her.
by Ndjdjfnf December 11, 2024
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