In a secret town in the back alley of a McDonald’s in North Korea (run by Kim jong un with Donald Trump as the sales assistant), it’s a store where you can hire an assassin for one day and get them to kill as many people as you want in only one day.
O. Boy I sure do love my assassin batman I bought at ASSASSINS ‘R’ US.. it was so useful... boy i should go there again shame I’m an American citizen
by Pezunts March 12, 2018
Get the ASSASSINS ‘R’ USmug. 
by Maiden Man November 12, 2016
Get the Use X to landmug. "Girl! I had no idea he was a used tampon. We met last night but I wouldn't have thought that he ever did that before!"
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
Get the used tamponmug. He gave me a used paintbrush last night and I still haven’t been able to wash it out, even after three showers.
by midget eater February 18, 2018
Get the used paintbrushmug. by Keanu reaves chingus 69 October 21, 2021
Get the Sussy Amoung us Chungus BAKAmug.