Uncles Knuckles

1.When you uncle fists you and your sibling at the same time.

2. When your uncle literally punches your ass hole into the next dimension.

"I hate my Uncles knuckles"

by gmoney2904 December 8, 2017

Uncle Stroking

One of the highest steps on the edging staircase. One must pass through multiple other stages such as edging, gooning and munting in order to reach it. It is the act of doing a reach around the legs double fister on your shmeat with slow strokes. Your right hand rotating clockwise and left counter clockwise. This is preformed until peak stimulation and then released right by before you blow. If you blow this breaks your edging streak and you have to begin back at the bottom by starting back at edging. The term uncle stroking is derived by uncle all across the world preforming this method as it enlightens you and gives you +500 aura.

“Hey crody I was uncle stroking it last night, and on fanum it was amazing. It’s way better than the munting and edging.”
“What the fuck are you saying”

by Prof.Goon May 22, 2024

Uncle Dan

An Australian bottle shop Chain.

Garry: "Oi Johno wanna get on the piss mate?"
John: "Sounds good Gaz let me run to uncle dan real quick."

by TooManyChromosomes November 14, 2023

uncle pricky

to fall and impale oneself on ones own penis

if you run in the dark with morning wood you may give yourself an uncle pricky!

by kiwi smithers November 14, 2011

uncle philly

Verb: To finish most of a snack or drink, usually in hopes that someone else will finish it later. This takes the responsibility of throwing it away because you can't be bothered to get rid of it yourself.

Noun 1: A snack or drink with a minimal amount of food left.
Noun 2: The person doing it.

Respectful person: "Hey! You uncle Philly! don't finish 95% of the chips!"
Uncle Philly: "Sorry, you know I love snacks!"

by WhiskyAndSadness January 27, 2022

Double Uncle

A saying that means double income for a couple or group of people.

Person 1: We need more money.. I should get a job.

Person 2: Yes! That way we’d be Double Uncle.

by HempFather July 12, 2025

I'll slam ya uncle

Trash talk used to imply that you're more skilled than someone. Like saying that you can beat your challenger and their uncle.

Person 1: You tryna ball?
Person 2: Bruh, don't... do not do it to yourself.
Person 1: What??
Person 2: Bro, I'll slam ya uncle!

by XenoXndr May 15, 2017