Titty Mountain Girl

A lesbian lumberjack that enjoys having Boston Pancakes and moonlight bareback riding on the mountainside. They're a rare but emerging breed.

Man 1: So I heard you came onto a titty mountain girl last night...
Man 2: Yeah, she was hairier than an ape and through a hissy fit after she found out I was a man!

by Tots and Jelly December 27, 2009

[Titty boom boom]

Noun/adjective

1. A word of exclaimation when the situation is dire and very serious.

2. The describe a dire or very serious situation.

3. Another word for a titjob.

1. Person 1: Dude, you left your phone on Mars.

Person 2: Titty boom boom!! We better ginger it back!

2. Girl 1: the guy you pulled last night wants to take you salsa dancing

Girl 2: Oh no!!! Thus is a total titty boom boom situation!

3. Guy 1: My girl totally titty boom boom-ed me last night

Guy 2: DUDE your so lucky bro

by StarCrossedWriter May 12, 2014

big titty hoes

Them hoes that gots them big ass titties

"Damn you know katie she got them big ass titties"
"Damn Jaime is one of them big titty hoes"
"Hey where the fuck are them big tittie hoes ?"

by ErikTheBeast May 27, 2006

Alaskan titty fuck

When you get a girls tits as cold as ice by making her stick em in a freezer, or stand outside naked in the cold, then you go to town on em.

You: "That bitch was being ornery so i stuck her outside naked, and then gave her the ol' Alaskan titty fuck!"

Friend "Word."

by Paddleford July 27, 2008

one-titty rule

a cinematic axiom defining classy, "artistic" nudity; Hollywood nudity is typified by exploitative close-ups and medium shots that both light and frame titties for the clearest view possible of the entire upper torso; art cinema, conversely, tends to abide by the one-titty rule, by which, through either framing, lighting, or, staging, or some combination of the three, only one nipple is visible at a time.

Sure David Cronenberg's "Crash" is possibly the most sexually explicit movie of the notorious pervert's career, but the Canadian master is careful throughout to observe the one-titty rule.

by Gustave Meissenschein December 2, 2013

tiziano titty squeeze

When a man named Tiziano, happens to have floppy titties and you go up to him and squeeze them (firmly grasp) with your palms

Yo let’s go give Tiziano the ol’ fashioned Tiziano titty squeeze

by Brian fleckernickel March 8, 2022

goose beak titties

Big, saggy titties with huge areolas that hang down to the stomach.

Honk! Honk! Damn, girl! Them some goose beak titties!

by n0wukn0 May 3, 2016