Dressing the Turkey

Taking a shit in the Turkey before baking at 450 degrees Fahrenheit for 6 hours, and watching later as all your elders enjoy your home cooking.

Old man: "Oh darling, your Turkey is delicious this year. What's your secret?"

Woman: "My secret sauce."

Old man: "Well I enjoy you dressing the turkey."

by Colojolo July 26, 2009

Virginian mayonnaise turkey

When you put mayonnaise in a turkey baster, stick said baster in your partners anus, and expel the mayonnaise, and they shit it out.

Oh yeah I gave the wife the Virginian mayonnaise turkey, it wasn’t pretty.

by Ghost9467486 July 28, 2025

Turkey

Someone who's intentions are obvious. While usually negative, it can be used as a way of showing respect to someone who doesn't have to lie.

Y'all some turkeys. Don't try and pull one on me.

That man is turkey bro he'll tell you what you're doing wrong

by BrotherlyDemolitionist85 March 5, 2025

columbian turkey

When a girl is shaking her butt in your face and you eat her butt making turkey sounds.

My girl surprised me with a lap dance and I gave her a Columbian turkey.

by Chalupacabbra March 12, 2021

Turkey day

A day to eat turkey and get fat. (also known as Thanksgiving)

"Hey happy turkey day!"

by lexivolm November 28, 2019

Muddy Turkey

When a girl is getting eaten out and she shuts herself

Tonight my stomach had issues so while you gobble gobble you might het a muddy turkey

by Brainmaker June 20, 2025

Turkey

A term that people in the urban areas of Philadelphia use to either describe a female with a fat butt or describe a person who’s scary.

Ex 1: “She got a turkey” or “Her shit turkey”
Ex 2: “Yb a whole turkey” or “He not like that he turkey fr”

by Ijustbebored February 13, 2022