Cum-Sucking Warthog

A domestic cum drinking animal of the Savannah.

A cum sucking warthog can be found in the Savannah. Cum-sucking warthogs prefer to be nocturnal, because at night is when you can rape all dem babies.

by VirtualFlames June 5, 2016

dick suck of life

When u get a bj and you make a weird face but u feel like they sucked ur soul out and u bust a nut so hard it automaticalky goes down ur throat

Danm deja gave me the dick suck of life

by sioanexbobyjonhson June 21, 2016

suck a dick fred

It means your friend frederik should go suck a dick while getting it in the asshole by hes dad

Go suck a dick fred
Fred: No eww i aint gay
Me: Yes you are....
Fred:True....

by goat your friend October 11, 2016

suck my cawk

It informs you, that SeanzViewEntertainment wants a blowjob from someone.

All the bitches like my CAWK! All the bitches will SUCK MY CAWK!

by SeanzViewEnt February 8, 2018

I’ll suck a cock

Usually used by twitch streamer Yourragegaming when he sees a shot that he doesn’t think someone will make usually ending in the shot being scored and no cock sucked

If Davis makes this I’ll suck a cock

by GlockfrmDeo July 26, 2021

suck dick paradox

When someone sucks a dick to change something in the past, and sucked the dick to not suck dick in the first place.

I sucked a dick so to change my past, so I sucked the dick to unsuck the dick. Hence the suck dick paradox.

by mick nullen August 7, 2021

Suck my sheep

An alternative to "Suck my dick" only funnier and does not make sense.

person1: "you're weird."
person2: "suck my sheep."

by SuckMySheep September 1, 2021