Like a loaf of bread

The way TV sports announcers, usually following a fumble, describe a football player's style of holding the ball, when he has it in one hand away from his body. It's ridiculous because no one has ever actually seen anyone hold a loaf of bread that way, but they say it every time anyway.

No wonder he fumbled. Look how he was carrying it out there like a loaf of bread.

by Ooooooya January 21, 2011

Jacked like Doritos

So intensely ripped that it jacked amount is comparable to the jacked intensity of Jacked Doritos, particularly of the Ranch Dipped Hot Wings flavor.

Ron is getting Jacked like Doritos from his new work-out routine.

by BatguyKittyButt November 8, 2014

like chalk and cheese

Completely Different From Each other

Harry and Jim are Like Chalk and Cheese .Harry is Outgoing and Athletic.Jim is aloof and Studious

by Like Chalk and Cheese May 30, 2016

Like a pool of melons

The commonly used phrase to describe yourself as actually said, a pool of melons. This is most often to display your coolness in a situation, and your absolute good vibe that you are currently feeling. Other uses can be "like melons flowing down a river", "like a melon ocean", and "that event was a melon tidal wave!". All of which keep the same meaning, to describe a good vibe and moment.

The anti of this is to say "like a pool of cantaloupes", a phrase used to describe an event with a bad vibe and that left you displeased.

Origins of these two phrases are currently unknown, but we believe that it was made in a small town by one man who decided to flow a bunch of melons down a stream with some upbeat music playing. The origin doesn't really matter though, just go out and have a pool of melons of a time!

person 1 who just left party: Man bro, that party was like a pool of melons!
person 2 who just left party: Nah dude, that was for sure like a pool of cantaloupes!
person 1 who is now annoyed: Whatever you say man, don't kill my melon stream.

by The Drawer Goblin February 28, 2021

Go like cake

The act of being a pussy or someone's bitch just to avoid a conflict/ fight.

Person 1: "Damnnnn youre getting roasted in the groupchat! Roast them back!"
Person 2: "Naw I'm not tryna get cooked again"
Person 1: "Boiiiiii go like cake!"

by Lordddddd Kayvaughn July 21, 2017

repetitive 'like' disorder

When someone uses like way too much in a conversation, usually to connect ideas and thoughts.

"Alright, so he was like so cute! I was like so happy that like I met him. He's like so kind and he like always like cheering me up when I was like down and stuff. So I was like asking him if he like wanted to like go out and he was like..."
"OMG, shut up! You got a serious case of repetitive 'like' disorder!"

by the_weirdo May 31, 2014

park like OJ

To park like OJ Simpson parked his vehicle on the night of the murders. When your vehicle is not parked correctly. Any deviation fron parking parallel to the curb. When you approach a car and you see that it is not parked correctly. When you assume someone hurriedly parked a vehicle.

Dude must have been in a hurry because he park like OJ.

I often laugh when i see how my mom parks her car, she park like OJ.

by charles allen March 1, 2008