Crackers

when something is extremely dry, extremely ugly, extremely boring or just ass

That fit is crackers
That festival was crackers

by ShmeldaKakumba May 12, 2025

Nut Cracker

A game in which a group of boys stand in a circle, and in the middle there is a cracker, the boys must masturbate at the same time, and the last boy to ejaculate on the said cracker has to eat it.

Yo we were playing the Nut Cracker game, and Daves had hella smegma on the cracker

by Ortis Barash May 20, 2025

Dune cracker

An Australian person, especially those living in the Outback

That dune cracker is fighting a kangaroo! Call PETA!

by buttfart33 May 23, 2025

Blacker Cracker

This can apply to a black guy who happens to be whitewashed or a white guy who thinks he’s black

Blacka cracka can be used when you’re not using it with the hard R

Guy 1: yooo look, its Eminem
Guy 2: he’s one of those Blacker Crackers

by Dino_Nuggies_69 June 13, 2025

Dead cracker baby

Unalived infant that just so happens to be white.

Okk... who left this dead cracker baby on my lawn?

by LiquidQuick June 14, 2025

Cheese and Crackers

When a bunch of white dudes (Crackers) sit in a circle while masturbating, and proceed to ejaculate on themselves.

My friend invited me over for Cheese and Crackers yesterday

by BeefcakeFacrory45 April 7, 2024

Dirty cracker

When a man randomly grabs someone off the sidewalk, drags them into an alley and gives them a muddy Sanchez after tea bagging them then he proceeds to viciously rape them before setting them free

I just gave someone a dirty cracker there face turned white!!!!

by Penule April 10, 2024