Willy Mammoth

When you grow your pubes out too much your junk looks like a prehistoric elephant

Aston you need to shave your Willy mammoth

by Huntebro February 13, 2024

Free Willy

When you self-fellate, cum in your own mouth, then spit it in the air as you jump over a young child shouting "FREE WILLY" causing the cum to land on your own back as you do it

Last night I was bored of shagging Barbara so I decided to give myself the old "Free Willy" with her son Joseph.

It was amazing!

by RichterBlowhole July 30, 2021

No choice Willy

If a guy asks for nudes and shows you this you have to send him 3 nude photos

Guy: no choice Willy

Girl: what is that?

Guy: you have to send me 3 nude pics

Girl: oh okay

by Bubbas bubbles June 5, 2019

Willis

Secretly a loving man, hardass exterior but a teddy bear interior. Hurts the people he loves and regrets it for the rest of his life.

Hey man what's wrong with her?

She met a Willis

by Emerald💙 July 14, 2025

Willy Torpedo

When my dog has a lot of energy and runs around a room.

My dog turned into a Willy Torpedo as he ran around the living room for 5 minutes.

by EndarJokinHazrd June 26, 2022

free willy

Actually urinating, but hands free at a urinal. Specifically to rip key bumps with your other two hands, semi-discretely.

This is an advanced maneuver, for seasoned pros. Those who have sleight of hand, situational awareness, and lack of both patience and fucks to give.

Dude, there was a big line for the stall, I just went for it, free willy style, smooth as butter. Didn't want to miss the next set.

by Shepshape June 22, 2021

willy bees

bees that are on/in/around or have some relation to a penis 🐝 🍆

"Ugh the willy bees are back!"

by drwillybees420 August 14, 2017