hose goat

Usually refers to a borzoi, but can be used for any long nosed dog (silken wolfhound, etc.).

Person 1: Bro, is that a cryptid?
Person 2: No, that's just my pet hose goat.

by d0gl0g February 20, 2025

stroke goat

to masturbate

you shouldn’t stroke the goat in public
- stroke goat

by oopsorry December 14, 2019

Goat Hair

A trashy, dirty, unkempt person who has poor hygiene and is smelly and greasy like the hair on a goat.

Ahh man, here comes Darren. He’s big and sweaty and always smells bad. What a fucking goat hair.

by Big and Weird May 30, 2021

The Goat

Aharen.

Aharen (from Aharen is indecipherable) did it first and did it better than Komi Can't Communicate, and is THE GOAT.
Chad: "Komi is TRASH compared to Aharen."
Mega Chad: "I know right?"

by SlugFish June 2, 2022

Goats ‘n Goats

You fuck with me, I unleash my cringe on you and most likely will get in a fight with you just to get myself ultra fucked up

My YouTube channel is Goats ‘n Goats, you have to look it up with chanel(spelled like that) or it won’t come up

by Goats ‘n Goats October 3, 2018

goat story

When someone loses miserably in an argument

Me and Jeff and he ended up telling a total goat story.

by dani_bear99 March 30, 2015

The Dirty Goat

The dirty goat is the act of placing ones cock and balls in between your legs, pressing you’re legs together tightly, and suddenly exposing your ass cock and balls all at once therefor giving someone the dirty goat

Kevin: (exposes his dirty goat)

Alex: “Oh what the fuck Kevin!”
Bill: “kevin just gave you the dirty goat.”

by The motherfucker February 27, 2019