The result of rolling double threes on dice, similar to how double ones are referred to as snake eyes. Comes from the fact that the "3" side of most dice have the dots in a straight line, resembling that of an Asian's eye.
(At the Craps table) Player 1: Going for the hard six?
Player 2: Yeah, here goes. *Rolls*
(The dice show double threes)
Player 2: Chink eyes! Yes!
Player 2: Yeah, here goes. *Rolls*
(The dice show double threes)
Player 2: Chink eyes! Yes!
by RapeMyFuckingAsshole December 4, 2017
Get the Chink Eyesmug. When a girl get extremely dry skin under her eye brown and it looks like a load was just blown on her eye.
Girl1 : look at my eye whats wrong with it?
Girk 2: it looks like jizz eye.. its so dry it looks like crusty jizz.
Girk 2: it looks like jizz eye.. its so dry it looks like crusty jizz.
by ginger btits March 14, 2010
Get the JIZZ EYEmug. by fggnhghg June 19, 2023
Get the Eye Ligmamug. a severly boss eyed person with what looks like the abillity of a 270 degree field of vision, almost chameleon like.
by cidermart February 16, 2009
Get the wank eyemug. When Seibert calls eyes left while walking out to formation only to discover that it is in fact Lucas, and is permanently endowed to endless ridicule; for use when a completely "bag it bitch" walks by and your dumbass friend checks the skanky dyke out.
by Cynical Bastard March 30, 2005
Get the eyes leftmug. When someone has deep, dark bags under their eyes, as if they haven't slept in three years. Usually a sign of mild insanity. Named after New York gubernatorial candidate and businessman Carl Paladino.
Girl 1: "He seems cute, you two should go out."
Girl 2: "No way! He has Paladino eyes, and you know what that means."
Girl 2: "No way! He has Paladino eyes, and you know what that means."
by Majic-Man October 21, 2010
Get the Paladino Eyesmug. by big man 22211155 January 24, 2022
Get the asian eyesmug.