wolfed my cookies

Throwing Up

I wolfed my cookies this morning because I'm pregnant.

I drank so much alcohol I ended up wolfing my cookies.

by Lucky JC January 3, 2014

Tossing your cookies

The acting of vomiting, or feeling nauseous, usually when drunk.

After a hectic night of drinking, the alcohol you may have consumed may have left you feeling nauseated and on the verge of tossing your cookies.

by LeilaSP July 30, 2019

steal your cookies

To take one's virginity. Can also be used contextually to refer to humiliating or owning someone.

"Hey man, I heard you stole Stacy's cookies."

"A true gentleman doesn't kiss and tell."

"Brendan used to brag about how good he is at basketball, untill Derek came and stole his cookies."

"When the Denver Broncos had Peyton, they used to come to KC and steal our cookies. But now that the Chiefs have Mahomes, the shoe is on the other foot."

"You can't beat me cause I'm the best."
"Oh yeah? We'll see about that after I steal your cookies."

by Zootsuitr June 14, 2023

Pure vanilla cookie

He's a healer, He's and ancient hero, and he is NOT THE FATHER OF CUSTARD III, and he liked white lily cookie

Pure vanilla cookie still has feelings for white lily cookie

by Stupidmodels April 10, 2023

cookie crisp face

when a mixed race person has spots or achne/ greasy bad skin.

yo my man jermaine, he cute but he's struggling with that cookie crisp face!

by Declan Kenny August 17, 2010

The Crumbl Cookie Salute

Originating in the automotive community, the Crumbl cookie salute is a method by which those with homosexual tendencies indicate they are available for sexual relations. The salute is done by holding a cookie over the chest, typically on the left side over the heart, but is often times seen done on the opposite side as well. Though the name indicates “Crumbl”, the cookie does not in fact need to be from the Crumbl bakery; It is simply symbology to show that the saluter loves cock in their “cookie” (anus).

Jay: that guy over there is super cute, but I have no rizz. How could I get him to know I want him to fuck my asshole?

Frank: you should try doing the Crumbl Cookie Salute!

Jay: OH EM GEE! You’re so right, Franky baby. I’m going to do that!

by 0260someday August 14, 2023

brooke/brookie cookie

Brooke has such a fun loving attitude. She is very funny. Always making jokes and making others laugh, and when she gets pissed it’s always so hilarious.

“My Brooke/brookie cookie is wonderful:)”

by Shooness February 20, 2022