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time machine

I left a floatin' Brad Pitt in the time machine
by Whikiity wah April 17, 2004
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Weed Time

When a person is mentally a physically slowed because of either being under the influence of weed or long term exposure to weed. When someone is on Weed Time they are much less productive and have a "fuck it" attitude
"Where is Brain? hes 30 minutes late to work"
"He hasn't been on time in a month, he must be on Weed Time
by Erics_infernal_Majesty April 26, 2010
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Stabbing time

1. The time when stabbing is appropriate and needed.

2. Usually quarter past 11 when the pubs get out in svetlovenia.
Oh no i best wear my kevlar vest for it is stabbing time.

Your lucky it isnt stabbing time, or I'd stab you bad even though your my gran.

It's STABBING TIME! (As opposed to Hammer Time)
by Leggat September 4, 2006
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shoe time

The time after one gets extremely intoxicated and has the the urge to take off his or her clothes and cover his or her privates with a shoe, then proceeds to run wildly in a panic state and scream out SHOE TIME! SHOE TIME! Can be performed inside or outside although outside is much more liberating
Jon came home naked and winded with just a shoe after evading the police when performing Shoe Time through an intersection at 2am
by JK - the shoe man October 8, 2008
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Tea Time

When you have a dip session involving two or more friends.
Jack- Hey want to go have a tea time?
Matt- Yea i'm down, I just got a new tin
by Young.Seneca March 5, 2016
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T Time

T-shirt Time
noun: a time where you ditch your shirt before the shirt to put on your shirt.

To put on your sexiest shirt for the night to go out.
Jake: Yo dude that GTL was sick today man, you ready to go out?
Alex: yeah, man its T Time
(Jake and Alex proceed to put on their respective shirts)
Jake: lets hit the floor broski
by Sbixen1 March 2, 2011
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Computer Time

That warp in the space-time continuum that happens when you get on the computer "for a few minutes" to check your email and the next time you look at the clock, it's 4 hours later. Similar to what happened to people in the movie "Looker".
Also akin to the NFL minute.
Man: "Honey, I'll be up for dinner in a few minutes, I've got to check my email."

Woman: "You said that last night. By the time you check your email, read the headlines, check your stocks, play Zuma, look for car parts on eBay, watch a few YouTube videos and download music to your iPod, it'll be midnight! A few minutes in 'computer time' is like a few years in dog years!"

Man: "True dhat!"
by Turkey Trot April 3, 2011
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