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Kill the dog

To have a fart that smells so bad it would kill a dog or small animal in the line of fire.
Person 1: *Farts*
Person 2: "Aw man it sinks! Did you kill the dog?!
by Eroding February 12, 2025
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kill the frog

To explain a joke or overanalyse any source of humour, especially when doing so renders it unfunny.
Taken from the expression commonly ascribed to E.B. White: "Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process."
Joke teller: "haha, do you get it? Because that's the only reason a chicken would reasonably WANT to cross a road, regardless of any extra context."
Joke recipient: "way to kill the frog..."
by ruby_wired September 28, 2023
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kill me dead

retro: he just kill me dead
me:what?
by painallha December 8, 2023
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Killing three idiots with one landmine

True story that happend in Cambodia that earned them the Darwin Award.Another version af killing two birds with one stone.
Well,they say you can take out two birds with one stone,or in this case, killing three idiots with one landmine.
- Be Amazed
by Ahadi2011 July 6, 2025
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Says Mike Isratel
Hym "DO NOT FORGET... To count the number of kids that die... And plaster that motherfucker on your forehead. You got a lot of room and the parents are going to need to know exactly who to kill. What you are doing there is the wrong response to what I'm going here. 'Don't worry, we're going to kill you' he says but what happens afterwards? We cross our fingers and hope we don't get too many of our own kids murdered. That's all we can do if we ommit the only non-getting-our-own-kids-killed option.
by Hym Iam December 17, 2024
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