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slap clinic

Popular subversive term used by medical professionals in the UK to denote an action that they would like to do to certain patients, but which is not allowed under the regulations of the General Medical Council's "Good Medical Practice".
I had some god-awful pikey family in my surgery this morning, the little brats were running riot around the room emptying out the cupboards while their parents chain-smoked and whinged about why they were too ill to work. I think I'll refer them all to the slap clinic.
by Hannah July 17, 2004
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Key Slapping

A person who continuously slaps the keys on a keyboard making unpleasantly loud noises.
When DK does a control F website search on the keyboard, he keeps Key Slapping the enter key on each search result.

"It's because I'm left handed" is his foolish answer.
by Dallas1976 August 4, 2007
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pepperoni slap

When you are partaking in anal sex, the man takes both of his hands and slaps the girls tits together
I pepperoni slaped that whore last night!
by Rudy S. January 5, 2009
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Slap Chopped

When a girl finds out that an angry dragon has been preformed and proceeds to chop off your unit by biting down with her teeth
Dude, Jim just got slap chopped when he tried to pull an angry dragon
by MouseXIII June 16, 2010
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Down Slap

The act of slapping a person with the palm, straight on, in center of the forehead, with fingers up, and then pulling the open hand straight down in line with the face. The person will be confused and feel like a bitch.
"Some little bitch was talking shit so I down slapped the hell out of him."
by Ace8904 January 30, 2008
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Gooch Slap

noun. 1. The "slap noise" a males testicles make when hitting the gooch while thrusting during the doggy position in sexual intercourse.

2. The "slap noise" male testicles make when a girl is on her back and the guy is doing work during sexual intercourse.

verb. "Gooch Slapping" - The act of causing a gooch slap.
Noun. She got the gooch slap last night.

Verb. I was gooch slapping like it was my job last night.
by John Schomaker August 20, 2010
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Spiderman Slap

The act of ejaculating in your hand then bitch-slapping an unsuspecting victim.
After I came in my hand, I Spiderman Slapped the bitch.
by Knightning April 12, 2016
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