slap clinic

Popular subversive term used by medical professionals in the UK to denote an action that they would like to do to certain patients, but which is not allowed under the regulations of the General Medical Council's "Good Medical Practice".

I had some god-awful pikey family in my surgery this morning, the little brats were running riot around the room emptying out the cupboards while their parents chain-smoked and whinged about why they were too ill to work. I think I'll refer them all to the slap clinic.

by Hannah July 17, 2004

Slap Bow

a phrase used when telling someone to "be gone" or "fuck off" "get out of town"

Girl: How come your havn't called me all day, im tired of your shit
Boy: Girl Slap Bow! i don't have time for all these complaints, we are on the phone now so get over it!

by Freshmade July 8, 2010

pepperoni slap

When you are partaking in anal sex, the man takes both of his hands and slaps the girls tits together

I pepperoni slaped that whore last night!

by Rudy S. January 5, 2009

Down Slap

The act of slapping a person with the palm, straight on, in center of the forehead, with fingers up, and then pulling the open hand straight down in line with the face. The person will be confused and feel like a bitch.

"Some little bitch was talking shit so I down slapped the hell out of him."

by Ace8904 January 30, 2008

Spiderman Slap

The act of ejaculating in your hand then bitch-slapping an unsuspecting victim.

After I came in my hand, I Spiderman Slapped the bitch.

by Knightning April 12, 2016

Gooch Slap

noun. 1. The "slap noise" a males testicles make when hitting the gooch while thrusting during the doggy position in sexual intercourse.

2. The "slap noise" male testicles make when a girl is on her back and the guy is doing work during sexual intercourse.

verb. "Gooch Slapping" - The act of causing a gooch slap.

Noun. She got the gooch slap last night.

Verb. I was gooch slapping like it was my job last night.

by John Schomaker August 20, 2010

Bathroom Slap

Bitch slapping someone in the bathroom preferably on camera to get even. The receiver of the slap has to agree to it to This is used instead of fighting to get even you give him/her a bathroom slap to get even.

Jeremy bathroom slapped Sam for punching him in the head while he was drinking chocolate milk.

by samvel25 October 12, 2010