San Francisco telescope

When your drinking buddy removes his glass eye and drops it in your cocktail, exposing his juicy eye socket. You slam the cocktail, whip out your dick and fuck the socket.

I was doing shots with my bros when I got up to use the bathroom. Came back to the table and homies eye was in my glass. I pounded the shot, mounted his face like a rabid chihuahua and gave him a San Francisco Telescope.

by BRMedia July 25, 2024

San Francisco u-turn

When a straight male is unknowingly with a tranny & realizes that there is a cock and balls there and just sticks it in his asshole instead.

To my surprise, last night I had to pull a San Francisco u-turn, it was it was (tight) awesome!

by Johnny The King August 2, 2024

San Francisco

To take a shit.

Hold on, I’ll be right back! I gotta take a San Francisco!

by Catgirlsixtynyaan August 14, 2024

San Francisco Slushie

When someone, usually male, takes a fatal amount of laxatives and starts to shit out his intestines, a technique my dominatrix taught me (her name is Barbara).

"When you're feeling bonged up just turn into a San Francisco Slushie!" "I think imma die!"

by STompy rompy March 29, 2025

San Jose State

A Job Corps that charges for tuition, books, and housing.

I'm finna get my learn on at tha San Jose State.

by Alphawolf2006 April 5, 2025

yi er san si wu liu qi

"1 2 3 4 5 6 7" translated into Chinese and then written using letters phonetically. May refer to the game Rhythm Doctor (revolving around pressing the 7th beat, and a few other things)

Actual in-game sound: "yi er san si wu liu qi. yi er san si wu liu qi. yi er san si wu liu qi. yi er san si wu liu qi! yi er san si wu liu qi!" (1-1)

by mb6fbhsphdrcb April 23, 2025

San Jose puertorico

A school of only men where they have sex with each other and are all gay

I’m gay so let’s go to San Jose puertorico

by I don’t know really April 28, 2025