Rough riding rectal retard

Repeated dorkiness in one.

Jeff was being a rough riding rectal retard yesterday

by MYsTeRious7wiErDneSS May 27, 2022

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Intentional retard

Acting braindead by choice, without having a mental disability

Josh: Is this guy mentally disabled?
Billy: Nah, I think he's just an intentional retard

by StreakRes February 4, 2023

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Time Retardation

When you ask someone if they've done something which you know they haven't and then as they're answering they do the thing you're asking them to do.

Dad: "Molly, is your seat belt on?"

Teenage Daughter: "uh, yes. . ." she says as she puts Iphone down and tries to sneak it on without Dad knowing.

Dad: "No its not."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it IS!"
Dad: "It wasn't when I asked."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it WAS!!!!"
Dad: "Oh, sweet child, you are suffering from a case of TIME RETARDATION."
Teenage Daughter: eye roll, back to Iphone to snap-chat about how retarded her dad is.

by Albino Whino July 10, 2018

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Retarded

An adjective that was originally just a synonym for slow. In the 20th century the word was used in the term mentally retarded, a broad term used to describe people with mental handicaps. Because of this, the word became strongly associated with mental disability. As time passed, people began using the word Retarded to describe people, places or things that they found dumb or unappealing. Later on, the use of the word became considered offensive or taboo by many people, because of it's association with mental disabilities.

1. The tempo of the music slows down at measure 80. Make sure that that section is retarded when you play it.

2. Gerald is mentally retarded, he needs extra help to acquire life skills.

3. You put a fork in the microwave? Are you retarded?

4. It's retarded that I have to pay sales taxes in Washington even though I am an Oregon Resident.

by garblebutt June 17, 2020

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