eat my rage

an exclamation and/or demand that fully encapsulates the male experience of ejaculating out all of the built up trauma of being molested by Goofy from Mickey Mouse. often times after this ceremony, the man wails in tears while his partner comforts him. first seen on the pornographic video showing a male releasing his rage onto Goofy as posted PornHub.

Goofy - “Awhh ha, are ya having fun?”
Man - “EAT MY RAGE!!!!!”

by Benjamin Littler July 9, 2023

Rage-Tuber

A Youtuber who’s main appeal is the way that they get angry at the video games they play.

I love Poofesure! He’s my favorite rage-tuber.

by Borckschav July 29, 2023

a raging sack of cunt flaps

Someone who is even more heinous than a cunt, because “cunts are still useful”.

What a raging sack
Of cunt flaps!!!

Or, Ed is a raging sack of cunt flaps.

by Smartmouth78 August 12, 2023

T wank rage

Guys that see themselves as macho wank to Internet pics of hot girls. They didn't realize these were trans women. These are guys with Corvettes and stuff. When they find out the object of their lust was originally a man they get angry

That guy with the Corvette used to please himself to a hot model often seen with cool cars. When he found of she was originally a man he experiences T wank rage.

by Laughs Along With Humans August 21, 2023

Molly Rage

Molly rage is when you woke up after doing MDMA all night with your friends at their farm and you have work at 11am. You think you can turn a new page, but Morelos burritos food cart is closed. Naturally, this throws you into an instant rage, partly fueled by your bewildered Molly afterglow and derangement from lack of sleep. Is this really happening to me!? Molly rage is often seen on Saturdays & Sundays. Seen rarely on Wednesdays.

Your jaw: clenched.
Your stomach: dry, hungry, but no appetite.
Eyes: bloodshot and moist simultaneously.
and nobody is your friend, yet your glow reminds you of the importance for human connections.

“I need a breakfast burrito from Morelos or I’m going into a Molly rage”
“Everyone hates me. It’s probably because of my Molly rage last Sunday”

by Jnardooo August 27, 2023

Road rage

Tijmen driving a car

Tijmen is road rage itself

by AniTheFur August 28, 2023

Rage Boner

The incitement of outrage and fury in Trump supporters spurred by the lies and preposterous conspiracy theories they circulate on far right social media and publications.

Hey bro, you need to read that article about how the Biden Crime Family keeps dozens of sex slaves in a dungeon in the basement of the White House. If that won't give you a rage boner, nothing will. I don't think I could get any harder than I am right now.

by Dr. Ahjit M'drarz September 15, 2023