When a man is receiving oral, and just before he ejaculates, he pulls his member from her throat(or mouth) and nuts in her eye, similar to an Angry Pirate, but then shouts "May the Power of Christ Compel You!" And does the cross hand motions(head, genitals, left then right shoulders) and hits her with the V8 forehead palm-tap, causing her to stumble and fall backwards.
Janice thought she was about to swallow Tom's huge load, but instead found herself in a staredown with Dirty Pirate Jesus as Tom ran off maniacally giggling about "Exercising Hoe Demons"
by Captain Snackpack January 3, 2024
Get the Dirty Pirate Jesusmug. pertaining to pirates; like a pirate; similar in action or appearance to a pirate
Therefore meaning cool, tough, awesome-looking, and generally hardcore.
Therefore meaning cool, tough, awesome-looking, and generally hardcore.
by Alcyon2k4 July 18, 2005
Get the piraticmug. The Funky Pirate was a low-budget club in Haiti, but was never really a club. It was more a place for shady people to do underground deals. The Funky Pirate was made famous when someone was hired to kidnap a French boy for ransom. It closed in 1990 when someone hired a hitman there.
by crap house hose May 3, 2021
Get the The Funky Piratemug. by djacicc November 19, 2023
Get the Piratemug. by Gorehound92 December 30, 2020
Get the Land Piratemug. As you're doing her from behind spit on her back and pretend you are cumming....as she turns around, cum in her eye and watch her say argggg.
by Snatch master 7 July 23, 2017
Get the The piratemug. It’s where you proceed to shit in your hand and shove it in someone’s ass and they shoot it out like a pirates cannon
Boy 1: “ yo, it smells like shit in here”
Boy 2: “I did a pirates cannon last night”
Boy 1:” how far did it go?”
Boy 2: “about 12 feet”
Boy 2: “I did a pirates cannon last night”
Boy 1:” how far did it go?”
Boy 2: “about 12 feet”
by JohnnyKraka April 18, 2025
Get the Pirates cannonmug.