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International Talk Like A Pirate Day

It's a day in September in which people are encouraged to act like the gayest assholes in the fucking world.
Oh boy, I can't wait to celebrate International Talk Like A Pirate Day with my tiny, tiny penis!!!
by JeffersonWheelchair May 7, 2022
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Angry pirate

Angry pirate occurs when a man shoots his sexual fluids into the bitches eye thus making her blind in one eye, it is followed up by a swift kick to her shin so she gobbles like a pirate with an eye patch
" The dumb bitch wouldn't swallow so I gave her the ol' angry pirate
by Harold Anus September 30, 2023
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One Eyed Pirate

A One Eyed Pirate is when one female/homosexual gets their partners semen in either of their eyes.
"Man, i really made Sally a one eyed pirate last night."
by Blainal_02 September 20, 2018
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Pirate piss

A cold glass of captain Morgan rum paired with a diet dark soda of your choice.
Billy was absolutely torched on the pirate piss at the camp this weekend.
by Buttered Sausage May 28, 2024
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ass pirate

by randommmmmmmmmmmmm October 25, 2009
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Plate Pirate

When you ask your significant other if they want anything to eat and they decline, but then proceed to take food from your plate when you sit down to eat.
I'm eating in the car because I live with a plate pirate who's constantly trying to plunder my booty.
by the_urban_oracle February 22, 2021
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Angry Pirate

A sex move where the female is blowing the male and he cums in her eye, stands her up and kicks her in the shin, creating an effect of a eye patch and one leg.
Did you hear about Jessica, I'm pretty sure John made her an angry pirate
by Little T Big P May 8, 2019
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