time burgler

Someone who either steals or wastes ur time completely for no reason except they are a moron
Michael stop watching TV your such a Time Burgler,
Alex. B can u stop watching Sailor Moon your being a Time Burgler
by Turkey Slap July 09, 2006
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time machine

I left a floatin' Brad Pitt in the time machine
by Whikiity wah April 18, 2004
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T Time

T-shirt Time
noun: a time where you ditch your shirt before the shirt to put on your shirt.

To put on your sexiest shirt for the night to go out.
Jake: Yo dude that GTL was sick today man, you ready to go out?
Alex: yeah, man its T Time
(Jake and Alex proceed to put on their respective shirts)
Jake: lets hit the floor broski
by Sbixen1 February 14, 2011
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Tea Time

When you have a dip session involving two or more friends.
Jack- Hey want to go have a tea time?
Matt- Yea i'm down, I just got a new tin
by Young.Seneca November 30, 2015
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Stabbing time

1. The time when stabbing is appropriate and needed.

2. Usually quarter past 11 when the pubs get out in svetlovenia.

Oh no i best wear my kevlar vest for it is stabbing time.

Your lucky it isnt stabbing time, or I'd stab you bad even though your my gran.

It's STABBING TIME! (As opposed to Hammer Time)
by Leggat September 04, 2006
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shoe time

The time after one gets extremely intoxicated and has the the urge to take off his or her clothes and cover his or her privates with a shoe, then proceeds to run wildly in a panic state and scream out SHOE TIME! SHOE TIME! Can be performed inside or outside although outside is much more liberating
Jon came home naked and winded with just a shoe after evading the police when performing Shoe Time through an intersection at 2am
by JK - the shoe man August 13, 2008
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Weed Time

When a person is mentally a physically slowed because of either being under the influence of weed or long term exposure to weed. When someone is on Weed Time they are much less productive and have a "fuck it" attitude
"Where is Brain? hes 30 minutes late to work"
"He hasn't been on time in a month, he must be on Weed Time
by Erics_infernal_Majesty April 27, 2010
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