jesus padilla

Sexy,could get any chick if we likes a lot.he is funny,freindly knows how to make girls feel good

Jesus Padilla isSexy outgoing funny smart

by Your grandmom December 16, 2013

jesus tools

Your hands

I lost my brush a week ago. At least I still have my Jesus tools

by Katbut December 27, 2013

Scouse Jesus

This relates to keef patto on fb the sexiest scouse jesus in Liverpool. #jesusvidal #boozersexiestmale2020

Scouse jesus is patto of Liverpool a realise angel.

by Scouse jesus March 6, 2021

latino jesus

I guy that likes to flirt a shit load and usually gets girls to flirt back......but not in front of their boyfriend.he is amazing at pulling in girls,but People close to him don't think that.side hoes are easy for him, now all he needs is a Maine girl

Latino jesus:hey you got nice tits
Girl1: thanks(;
Jesus:can I touch them .
Girl 1: sure....wait my bf coming get away

by Dhdudifh April 22, 2017

Juan Jesus

A fat kid who plays Fortnite 24/7 in his room on his PlayStation.

Juan Jesus! Stop watching top 10 thickest Fortnite skins on YouTube you virgin.

by Irawdogedurdaughter December 9, 2021

Jesus Connection

When one's internet connection is so good, it hit the Jesus Tier.

Tom is able to host a 20 person server with no lag. He has Jesus Connection

by ZaneKol July 31, 2011

Hispanic Jesus

Sebestian

When Sebastian joins the server we will crown him Hispanic Jesus

by Urban-Kick January 8, 2019