Monkey Sauce

Monkey Sauce

Monkey Sauce

by TheOneWithTheHighGround May 25, 2021

Monkey Farming

Two people having sex while wearing gorilla costumes. A banana in the bum and penis in the vagina , while watching Planet of the Apes and making monkey sounds

The wife and i got bored and did a little monkey farming before the costume party.

by Krakatoa Balboa October 15, 2018

making monkey

having sexual intercourse with a person of preferred sex

me: sorry i didn’t answer your call, i was making monkey

by peeandpoopoo November 7, 2020

Nard Monkey

Is a male primate who can both eat and possess nards simultaneously.

Andrew: "Ryan you know what you are?"

Ryan: "What?"

Andy: "You're a Nard Monkey"

Ryan: *cries*

by HoloConch January 29, 2021

Table Monkey

Is a girl or a group of girls that go to a night clubs mainly in Vegas and try to join tables of people they don't know mostly men and drink all the free booze. Once the bottles are empty like monkeys they bounce to next table without hooking up with any male(s) at the table. Can also be known as a bottle rat. This helps boost night clubs bottom line as bottle service helps with night clubs bottom line and increase profits with more bottle orders etc.

Man bro all these table monkeys everywhere. If she isn't putting out and only trying to drink don't let her past the rope. Lets wait till we want to leave and let monkeys in.

by Nikeman09 July 29, 2014

Monkey Toots

When a hot girl has an audible fart.

I just heard a Monkey Toots

by Rogerstown September 10, 2014

Keyboard monkey

Somebody working a deskjob in a position that revolves (almost) entirely of entering data into fields, or similar menial tasks that requires little thought or input. These jobs are filling spreadsheets all day or writing for Buzzfeed. Basically somebody that works a job that you could train a monkey to do if a monkey could use a computer.

John: "I work all day, nine-to-five, and it's hard work!"

Jack: "Oh yeah, tell me all about how hard your data input job is, you fucking keyboard monkey."

by FR333KSH0W January 19, 2021