Light master

A white male who is so white that he cannot be detected in the presence of strong light. His skin has no pigmentation and he will never tan, not even on the surface of the Sun.He is the complete opposite of a shadow master. While shadow masters have accepted their powers and blended into society, a light master will very rarely leave his natural habitat, typically a basement, an attic or any reclusive space. In many cases, their social skills are not very developed,and they must seek refuge elsewhere, like Runescape for example. This is why there are no "light master" groups. They travel and live alone, barely surviving each day as freaks of society. They are very aggressive and defensive about their skin tone, usually explaining that it's not their fault. They are just trying to fool you, and putting them in a corner will trigger their defense mechanism(disappearing into the light).They will usually retreat and not be seen for periods of months at a time. It is not dangerous to fuck with them, unless he is acquainted with a shadow master. In that case, do not fuck with them, unless you too are part of a powerful shadow master's entourage. In that case, feel free to do whatever the fuck you please.
Do not confuse them with albinos, who suffer from a sad illness. Light masters are very deceitful and evil,and will do anything to reach their ultimate goal of turning all shadow masters into light masters, which would spell the end of the world as we know it. At the moment, shadow masters are ironically their rulers, and it is not likely that the situation will change soon, unless we see the appearance of a super light master, who would obliterate the mighty shadow tribe. The rest is still unwritten...
by LightShadow May 23, 2011
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Chode master

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Master of the Nut

A person (mainly male) who beats No Nut November and Destroy Dick December.
People who hold this title have proven to be able to control their horniness at will.
Eric: "Bro have you heard that Lucas beat NNN AND DDD?"

Tom: "Damn that wigga really is the Master of the Nut"
by Sakor December 05, 2022
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fender master

A person who tends a fire in a wood stove/fireplace. Commonly used by old school Vermonters and people that watch weird British television.
The fender master needs to put a log on the fire STAT .
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The Blade Master

An unknown serial killer who killed 3 women in Scotland in 1972, with his famous weapon the katana.
Hey bro have you heard of The Blade Master?
No I haven't but I heard it isn't Stan.
So you're saying that Stan isn't the legendary Blade Master?
Yes he isn't and it's important for you to know this, so you won't be misinformed.
Ah thank bro.
by wokka22 April 07, 2021
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Master Sensi

The most epic person, clan leader, and troll in the world
guy- dude that guy is totally a master sensi

guy 2- i wish i was an master sensi
by xboxman January 14, 2012
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master jizzer

one who can cum at large distances, perhaps 5 to 6 feet
that master jizzer got cum in my eye from across the room!
by literalmfmom February 21, 2017
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