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Gackt Job

1. Full plastic surgery to your face (Nose job, Chin job, etc.)

2. Having sexual intercourse for 8 hours straight.
Yuu::That gackt job was exhausting::
by SunnyBby July 6, 2009
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Snoop Job

The art of lubricating a penis with THC oil, then proceeding to perform oral sex.
Girl: I just wanna get high
Guy: Bet then, give me a Snoop Job
by ChilledTesla June 22, 2018
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Steve Job

The sexual act of fucking your significant other in a black turtleneck sweater and choking them with a pearl necklace until they orgasm.
"I slept so good last night. I got that Steve Jobs."
by GaryTurbo99 August 18, 2021
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The Patience of Job

Used to describe a person who is extremely patient and resilient. It is not to be confused with "The patience of a saint," which is usually (but not always) associated with being a pushover.
The phrase comes from the character Job in the Bible, whom Satan practically used as his personal plaything. But his faith never faltered despite the numerous contrived misfortunes that plagued his life.
People who work in customer service or in educational settings must have the patience of Job if they can still function as people after so long.
by Ubeenbamboozledson October 30, 2021
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Blob Job

Well, she looked much bigger than her Tinder picture, so I didn’t hit it. I settled for a blob job instead.
by Willcooperlutz April 1, 2019
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Gib Job

When employers irrationally assign ownership of particular tasks to a bunch of cheating freeloaders who soak up excessive resources to live out tv-induced fantasies.
I graduate but nobody gib job due stupi
by birdspit September 13, 2023
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A Schultz Job

Renovation work that is done with little skill or care, wrong tools or material in order to complete the job.
Who did that gyp-rocking , because it looks like a "A Schultz Job"
by Vinney ya Man February 18, 2017
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