Herp 'n' shmerp

1. An ambiguous identifier used as a variable, akin to mathematics, in which any word can be inserted provided it keeps grammatical commandment. Typically the user has a specific word in mind that was purposely omitted.

see thingy, thing.

2. Used as a filler word akin to "like", "um", et cetera.

other spellings: herpnshmerp, herp-n-shmerp.

1. "Pass the herpinshermp, please?"

2. "Could you pass the herp 'n' shmerp ketchup, please?"

by lordcheesness May 28, 2013

Twat n' Pot

1. To smoke pot n fuck

2. a medicinal marijuana brothel

Stoner: dude, have you been to the new Twat n' Pot in Hermosa Beach?

Stoner 2: nah bro.

by xEllTeex June 6, 2013

bang-n-go

A motel on the side of the road that has hourly rates. Where one would have sex (bang) and leave (go). Hence the saying bang-n-go.

Wow that bang-n-go looks really nice.

Honey I can't wait we need to find a bang-n-go.

by Seymorebutts senior February 4, 2014

Flirt 'n Squirt

When one bro flirts with another bro which inevitably leads to furious circle jerking. Concluding in one bro cumming onto the other bro.

Guy 1:"Dude you look hella swole today."
Guy 2:"Thanks bro, I was flexin dem gluts in da mirror at the gym"
*Guy 1 risks a peek at dem gluts and inevitably gets a rager*
*Guy 2 notices the rager and tentatively reaches for it.*
*Guy 1 gulps loudly from nervousness and grips both of their balls tearaway pants off.*
*Guy 2 looks adoringly into Guy 1's eyes and says "We finally doin dis bro?"

Guy 1: "Sometimes it be like dis doe."
*In unison they say* "Let the flirt 'n squirt commence
-Written by Skull

by CaputoAlonzo May 1, 2014

titty's n cheese

Nice rack on a plain jane.

Seeing a girl with an average or less than average face, but amazing titties. Nothin special, like macaroni. But when you add cheese.......DAMN! "Whoooo Hoooo, I'd like to get me some titty's n cheese!

by Jdogg69 April 11, 2014

Fap-n-Seek

After your wife/girlfriend denies you sex... You masturbate in front of her while running side to side, back and forth to keep her from kicking you in the balls until you place a cum puddle on her or on her side of the bed. She'll never deny you again!

My ratchet wife denied me sex cookies so I played a game of fap-n-seek with her! She was a sticky mess!

by master fapper May 5, 2014

pump-n-bate

The arousal caused from a lactating woman using a breast pump to express milk, and then masturbating to satisfy that arousal.

I love to pump-n-bate! I get SO aroused having my milky nipples sucked on, that it causes me to masturbate.

by philmbrt October 10, 2014